July 15, 2008
I know it ain’t Thursday Night and I know that you were searching high and low for your weekly dosage of it, but you gotta know, I’m in deep shit. I’ve got killer commandos, killer Labradors, killer alligators and killer what-nots behind me, set by all the moral, political, and social police of the world. Why? Because I am a threat to the world order and sanctity and so-called peace! Me!!! A harmless little rat!!! Alright, not little, but harmless nonetheless. And all this because i’m out to change the way we live.
Have you ever pondered where does all the strife in the world emanate from? Where does this stress, lack of peace, internal and external turmoil get generated? As they say, “Charity begins at home”, “Strife also begins at home.” Imagine all the warring husbands and wives, the warring children, the strife between neighbors, the tension between community people. I’m sure when Bush decided to attack Iraq, he must’ve had a major row with his wife. And then he vented all his frustration at Saddam Hussein. Poor Saddam.
So how do we end this? How do we bring about world peace and all the goodies that come with it? I’ve propounded a simple solution. Man and Woman should marry, but stay separate. Read the rest of this entry »